Cupcake FAIL and Centipede That's Trying to Kill Me

Huge cupcake FAIL. Then spotted an ENORMOUS!!!! centipede that was black with thick red legs trying to escape my entryway into my shoe cabinet. It took over two minutes to successfully kill him...the unsquished parts kept trying to get away...BUT I GOT HIM! Ewww~~~

Jeremy:
How could you kill such a magnificent creature?

Me:
Would you feel better if I told you he carried an axe and had a menacing look? He would've killed me while I slept...